The Confederation of Central European Commonwealth is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prezydent Laura Gerritsen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.752 billion Commonwealth citizens and residents enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kraków. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Central European Commonwealthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,804 trillion Złoties a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,815 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, school football matches are usually five-a-side, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime is totally unknown. Central European Commonwealth's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Central European Commonwealth is ranked 242,315^th in the world and 8,720^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.2 weapons per person.